Spy Kids -

If you were a child of the early 2000s, you remember the smell. Not the popcorn, but the smell of a Spy Kids DVD: the faint plastic of the case, the shimmer of the silver foil cover, and the nervous energy of knowing you were about to watch something that felt wrong —but in the best way.

Plus, watching Antonio Banderas sword-fight while tied to a chair gave kids a newfound respect for their own parents' potential secret lives. Spy Kids

doubles down on the weirdness. It introduces Steve Buscemi as a mad scientist living on an island of genetic mutants (including a giant stop-motion spider and hybrid pig-monkeys). It also introduces the trope of the "rival spy kids" (played by a young Emily Osment). While critics were lukewarm, fans argue that the second film is the peak of the franchise’s creative chaos. It contains one of Rodriguez’s best lines: "Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"—a line delivered by Buscemi while feeding mutant animals. If you were a child of the early