For many, it brings back memories of summer camps, sleepovers, and locker room antics.
Ultimately, the real result of taking one of these quizzes is a few minutes of strange, thought-provoking internet content. The only wedgie you truly "deserve" is the one you give yourself in the name of digital exploration. So go ahead, click through a few questions, and have a laugh. Just maybe don't follow the instructions.
: For those who need a "timeout." This result implies you’ve been so mischievous that you need to be left hanging for a bit—literally.
A) Ask politely if anyone wants to split it. B) Wait until everyone is looking away, then grab it and shove the whole thing in your mouth. C) Hide the pizza box so everyone thinks it's gone, then eat it in the bathroom. D) Announce loudly that you are on a diet, then throw the pizza in the trash out of spite.