Machine: Anomalous Coffee

You cannot sleep after drinking ACM coffee. Not in the usual "too much caffeine" way. You simply… forget how. You lie in bed, eyes open, and you perceive the rotation of the Earth as a physical sensation. On night three, I watched my houseplants grow in real time.

The machine displayed a new message on its tiny greasy screen: Anomalous Coffee Machine

A researcher orders "one cup of nitrogen," and the machine dispenses liquid nitrogen, immediately freezing and destroying the paper cup. You cannot sleep after drinking ACM coffee

"A cup of liquid courage."