You’re two hours into a great date. The tension is high, the conversation is flowing, and… you’ve drank three sodas. You’re trying to act cool, not wanting to break the magic, but every laugh feels dangerous.
If there is one thing to learn from these embarrassing tales, it is that your bladder always wins. The next time you think you can hold it for "just five more minutes," remember these brave souls. Listen to your body, look out for sudden speed bumps, and never trust a sneeze. funny+pee+stories
Kids have no shame regarding public pools, but adults are held to a higher standard. Tom was vacationing at a high-end resort in Mexico. He was enjoying the swim-up bar, consuming frozen cocktails that went right through him. You’re two hours into a great date
Let’s face it—at some point in our lives, nature calls at the absolute worst times. Whether you are six years old doing the desperate choir-riser dance or an adult trying to sneak out of a serious boardroom meeting, we've all been there. The panic, the sheer will required to hold it, and the inevitable, hilarious aftermath. If there is one thing to learn from
City dwellers know that the streets are a war zone for the desperate. This funny pee story involves a man named Dave and a very complex lock.
She returned to her desk to find 112 Slack messages. The CEO had typed, "Glad you're feeling better, Sarah. Mark says hi."