"Hello, I am calling today to see if you would like to invest in our premium, organic, artisanal dirt."

Remember the 90s? You had 200 minutes a month. If you tried to call the local zoo to ask if they had "Chris P. Bacon" in lost and found, you risked going over your limit and costing your parents $400.

If you don’t want to change your carrier, just change your apps. Here are three apps that turn your unlimited calls into an open mic night.

Isn't it ironic? We pay for the ability to talk forever, yet we treat an incoming phone call like a jump-scare in a horror movie. If someone calls without texting "Can I call you?" first, we assume they are either a telemarketer or someone reporting a kidnapping. 2. The "Long-Winded" Relative

You no longer need a funny voice or a script to pull off a great phone joke. The demand for phone humor combined with unlimited VoIP lines has created a massive market for automated prank calling platforms.